By: Analisha Santini
Has your career path gone the exact opposite of how you expected? Does your hope of landing your dream job die a little more each day? Were your plans A, B and C all epic fails? Are you in serious need of a plan D?? Well, a vision board is the perfect way to channel your inner witch and bring your (plan D) dream job TO YOU!
This guide will give you step-by-step instructions on how to summon the back-up to your back-up plan and the side job to go with it!
Create Your Destiny
Luckily the magic behind a vision board doesn’t require going back to school or a 6 month unpaid internship to understand. A vision board is a collection of photos and words you want to manifest, AKA: have in your life like yesterday! Try using a photo of @kimiskool: the 16-year-old influencer with 100k followers, her own business, and the power to make you question all your life decisions! Or a picture of a road, any road-maybe with a street arrow pointing somewhere vague? At this point you will take any open pathway you can get! Next, cut out words from magazines that resonate with you, words like “hope,” “peace,” and “a shred of stability.” Really SEE your (plan D) dream job take form!
Set Your Intention
Set your intention and BE SPECIFIC! What is your ideal (plan D) dream job? You’ve already tried Aspiring Reality TV Star, Fashion Designer, and Improv Comedian. All of those “great ideas” haven’t gotten you anywhere, so AIM LOW. The more realistic and soul-sucking, the better! How about…clerical work? That sounds FUN! Or being a telemarketer? Or get WILD: how about working at a morgue?! I bet they are dying to hire some cutting edge talent like you!! Write your (plan D) dream job down and get your life queen!
Use Your Inner Power
This is the exciting part. Glue your intentions, photos, and words to a piece of paper that speaks to you. Maybe you will hear something since you are asking everyone for advice!
Now add glitter. Glitter makes reality look better than it is. If you are not liking what you see, JUST. ADD. MORE. GLITTER!!
Now place your finished vision board where you will see it every day. Every time you glance at your (plan D) dream job, breathe in the giant reality check before you and let the feeling of failure flow through you.
This could be you working your Plan D dream job.
Now sit back, relax and get ready for the universe to bring you everything you have asked for on a fucking platter! Remember you have everything inside of you to make your (plan D) dream job a reality…even if your sense of hope feels like a dried up raisin.
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